Actor, writer, comedian, cross-dresser and world-class raconteur Eddie Izzard, co-star of this month's bloody good film Shadow of the Vampire, can spin a yarn like no one else. But when it comes to what irks him, he gets right to the point.


1. Fish bones.
2. Hitler.
3. Lack of vision.
4. Profit over quality.
5. Sticky floors.
6. Intolerance.
7. Gates at airports that are miles away.
8. Radioactive dust.
9. Beetroot.
10.People who hate more than 10 things.

(from Detour Magazine: Special Double Winter Issue)