If you want advance tix go to http://www.eddieizzard.com/ & get on the mailing list by 4pm UK Time 1st May.
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2012
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2012
Eddie Izzard: ‘My Treasure Island Will Remind People How Terrifying Pirates Were’
Actor/comedian Eddie Izzard is determined to revamp the image of the pirate as Treasure Island cutthroat Long John Silver.
The British star insists his new movie version of the classic Robert Louis Stevenson tale will terrify kids who thought the outlaws of the sea were lovable rogues like Captain Hook and Captain Jack Sparrow.
He tells TV Guide magazine, “We certainly have softened and romanticised them (pirates)… It’s probably the Disney effect.
“The truth is, pirates were drunken, murderous bastards who didn’t give a f**k about anyone but themselves and would not hesitate to rip you up.
“They were well organised, like mafia gangs. In fact, our approach here is much less classic Treasure Island and much more Goodfellas.”
Treasure Island is on SyFy in the USA on Saturday, May 5th (both episodes). Check local listings.
11
2012
“What About Dick” Tix for Sale!
“What About Dick” (co-starring Eddie) will be at the Orpheum in LA April 26-29. Izzardfan, Chrissy has 2 tickets for sale at face value, first row mezzanine! The tickets are for Friday, April 27. You can view them for sale on Stubhub. Or you can contact Chrissy directly and by-pass Stubhub’s service charge đ
THE STORY OF DICK…
âThe astonishing cast we have assembled to work on my Dick is a comedy writerâs wet dream…âItâs comedy porn.â – Eric Idle
Idle calls WHAT ABOUT DICK? an âEmotion Picture for Radio,â set between 1910 and eight oâclock, which tells the story of young Dick (Russell Brand) who is studying philosophy and gynecology at Oxford; his two cousins: Emma, (Jane Leeves) an emotionally retarded English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena (Sophie Winkleman) and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie (Tracey Ullman) all live together in Kensington in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie (Tim Curry) discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin (Billy Connolly) who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell (Jim Piddock) finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.
Described by Idle as âOscar Wilde on acid, or like Downton Abbey, only even funnier,â âDickâbegins with the birth of the personal vibrator, invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Obi Ben Kingsley (Eddie Izzard), and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a piano.
John Du Prez plays the piano, and Eric Idle appears in his own play as The Narrator. The Grammy Award-winning duo who brought you SPAMALOT (which begins a run at The Pantages Theater February 28-March 3) and NOT THE MESSIAH (a comic oratorio performed at The Hollywood Bowl in 2009) have written eight new songs for the production.
21
2012
Eddie Izzard eyes ‘Munsters’ role as Grandpa
Eddie Izzard is in final negotiations to co-star in NBCâs Munsters reboot.
The comic actor will costar and have a producerâs credit on writer-producer Bryan Fullerâs dramatic revamp of the campy classic sitcom, which is now titled Mockingbird Lane. Izzard, whoâs been circling the role for weeks, will play the ancient vampire and shape-shifter Grandpa in the show. Bryan Singer will direct.
The pilot project was pushed back from spring to summer as production partners focused on improving the showâs creative aspects. Fullerâs other NBC drama pilot Hannibal, a small-screen take on the Hannibal Lecter films, has been going full steam ahead.
05
2012
Eddie to play Anchorage, Alaska
[from adn.com | thanks Ramona!]
Popular comedian and actor Eddie Izzard will perform at UAA’s Wendy Williamson Auditorium next month, returning to his roots in stand-up comedy after an extensive career as both a film and Broadway actor. A prominent figure in comedy since the early 90âs, Izzard has gone on to star in movies such as “Oceanâs 12,” “Oceanâs 13” and “Romance and Cigarettes” opposite such actors and actresses as Kate Winslet, Susan Sarandon, George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
The British comedian is primarily know for mixing things up, drawing bizarre connections between seemingly unrelated ideas, as well as his tendency to cross-dress both on and off the stage.
In addition to winning two Emmys and having been twice named Top Stand-Up Comedian of the year by the British Comedy Awards, Izzard went on to break box office records by selling out a five-week tour of the U.K. in less than 48 hours.
Where: Wendy Williamson Auditorium
When: Friday, April 20
Tickets: $35 advance, $40 door and $15 advance, $20 door for UAA students. On sale Friday, March 9, uaatix.com.
Read more here: http://community.adn.com/adn/node/160001#storylink=cpy#storylink=cpy
01
2012
Eddie to appear in What about Dick?
Eddie Izzard will be appearing live on stage in an outrageously funny comedy event, WHAT ABOUT DICK? – Eric Idle’s latest comedy, along side Russell Brand, Billy Connolly, Tim Curry, Eric Idle, Jane Leeves, Jim Piddock, Tracey Ullman and Sophie Winkleman. A once in a life time comedy cast!
ONLY 4 SHOWS!!! April 26th – April 29th
THE ORPHEUM THEATRE
842 S. Broadway
Los Angeles, CA 90014
Exclusive Presale Now! Use password: DICK12
Public on-sale Feb 28th
Tickets
“The astonishing cast we have assembled to work on my Dick is a comedy writer’s wet dream,” said Idle. “It’s comedy porn.”
With Songs by Eric Idle and John Du Prez. The Grammy Award-Winning duo who brought you SPAMALOT.
01
2012
Eddie Izzard, Liam Neeson join NY Amnesty benefit lineup: Sunday March 4
[from yahoo.com]
British stand-up comedian Eddie Izzard and actor Liam Neeson have joined the final lineup for Sunday’s one-night benefit show, the Secret Policeman’s Ball, to be staged for the first time in New York at Radio City Music Hall.
Also joining the usually British-based music and comedy festival is actor Tim Roth and British comedians Matt Berry and Jimmy Carr. Among American comedians are “Saturday Night Live” cast member Bobby Moynihan, Taran Killam and Jay Pharoah ,as well as “Entourage” actor Rex Lee.
01
2012
Eddie Izzard tops fourth April Foolishness lineup
[from orangecounty.com]
KROQ revealed details first thing this morning: Eddie Izzard, Bob Saget and (no joke) Larry King â yes, that Larry King â are among the comedians slated to make their debut appearances at Kevin & Beanâs April Foolishness. Now in its fourth year, the modern rock radio stationâs Weenie Roast of funny returns to Gibson Amphitheatre on April 7.
Izzard, the 50-year-old English star who last summer became the first stand-up comic to headline the Hollywood Bowl, isnât the only import on the bill: Australian jokers Jim Jefferies and Tim Minchin also will perform. Also, after three years of somewhat repeated lineups, this one is almost entirely new; Jay Mohr is the eventâs only veteran act.
Tickets go on sale Thursday, March 1, at 10 a.m. exclusively to KROQ Street Team members. Prices werenât readily available, but typically they run $30-$100. Proceeds will benefit the Wounded Warrior Project and the Cedars-Sinai NICU.
13
2012
Eddie Izzardâs Fake McCartney Bio Speech
Exclusive: Hereâs the full text of Eddie Izzardâs running commentary about Paul McCartney during last nightâs MusiCares show. It was a lot more interesting than the real story, which everyone knows by heart. I do think this is the beginning of fake toasts and tributes. (To be fair, Mike Nichols did this kind of thing once for Warren Beatty and it was also hilarious.) Brilliant!
By Eddie Izzard.
Paul McCartney â The Early Years
Paul McCartney was born in June the something, 1962 in the city of Liverpool in the country of Ireland. A lot of English people had immigrated to Ireland over the years, so although it was an Irish city, a lot of people thought of it as an English city. This caused a lot of tension IN the city, especially over the very working class game of football, which in America you call â Scuba Diving. Some people supported the catholic Celtic team and some supported the protestant Rangers team â thatâs just how it was. There was often violence involved with games, which in America you call â War in Europe. Paulâs father was Jacques Cousteau, the famous fisherman, who changed the family name to McCartney after his boat hit a cart. Everyone made jokes and the name stuck. Jacques Cousteau attempted to keep Paul away from the local sectarian violence and in 1962 he encouraged him to wear a snorkel and flippers to school. This didnât work as both Catholic and Protestant school kids would poke fun at Paul shouting âwhy are you wearing a snorkel?â This has stayed with Paul his whole life and even today he never wears a snorkel except when swimming. Paulâs mother was Katherine Hepburn, the famous American actress. Katherine had left America in the 50?s when she married Jacques Cousteau and together they made some classic films â Adamâs Rib, Woman of the Year, Guess Whoâs coming to Dinner and itâs sequels â Guess whoâs Coming to Supper and Guess whoâs Coming to Breakfast, which were all filmed in Liverpool, Scotland in 1962. Paul spent his early childhood on fishing boats with his mother and father, learning to catch all manner of fish â Bream, Cod, Dover Sole, Pike and Hammer Head Sharks were part of his daily do. Winston Churchill, who was a family friend and brilliant deep sea diver, bought Paul his first fishing rod, but Paul was already tiring of fish because theyâre not very interesting and crap on the guitar. Paul found that by holding his fishing rod in a particular way, he could play fishing rod air guitar, which impressed Winston Churchill a lot. Some say that watching Paul McCartney play air guitar on a fishing rod in 1962, encouraged Winston Churchill to record âFerry across the Merseyâ, which was a big hit in the UK and America for Churchill & The Pacemakers. But with time on his hands, Paul found that with a little imagination, he could re-wire his finishing rod and make it into a guitar, which he did in 1962. This he decided to play left handed not because he was left handed, but because he knew that everyone would look at him and go âwass-er ⌠whatâs the ⌠hey mate, your guitarâs on back to frontâ. But in a very short time, Paul McCartney was very good on the guitar and he decided to join a band because he felt being a musician was much sexier than being a fisherman. His feelings have been proved by a recent CNN poll which had a comfortable majority of 53% of people saying that being a musician was more sexy and only 47% saying being a fisherman is more sexy.
Paul McCartney â The Beatles Years
If youâre keeping up, then youâll realise that the year is now â 1962. That year, Jacques Cousteau and Katherine Hepburn split up and so Paul McCartney was brought up by Winston Churchill and Brigitte Bardot instead. Paul was therefore fluent in not only English, but also in German. He was by now a virtuoso on his left handed guitar and also could sing archipelago with a lot of his Fisherman Friends. By 1962, Winston Churchill was running a pub in Hamburg, Germany â which as you probably all know, is only 5 miles from Liverpool, the Russian city. The Beatles at this point were a seven man group, John Lennon on guitar, George Harrison on lead guitar, Stu Sutcliffe on bass, Pete Best on drums, Mohammed Ali on flute and Charles de Gaulle on xylophone. So when the Beatles turned up in Hamburg, Paul McCartney could not only translate from the German, but also he could sit in on guitar, such as when Charles De Gaulle was absent due to his torrid affair with Lenny Riefenstahl, the same infamous Lenny who worked with Homer at the Nuclear Plant. Eventually John Lenin, son of the same Lenin that had led the Russian revolution in 1917, got pissed off with Charles De Gaulle, who played an indifferent xylophone anyway, always faced the back and could only make a plinky, plinky, plinky noise with his instrument. So just like that, in 1962, Charles de Gaulle was out of the Beatles and Paul McCartney was in â initially on the xylophone, which he had to play upside down as he was left handed. Eventually Paul said âstuff this for a game of soldiersâ and quick as a flash, Stu Sutcliffe was out of the band as well, due to his torrid affair with Charles de Gaulle, who ran the Quickie Mart shop that he had bought from Apu. Events were moving fast as Ringo Starr swopped drumming roles with Pete Best and suddenly there it was â The Beatles were the Beatles. John, Paul, George & Ringo â with Mohammed Ali on flute. The lads were cool with having Mohammed Ali in the Beatles but Mohammed was always taking time off to be in fighting contests where two large men attempted to beat the shit out of each other. They mutually agreed to split in August 1962 and Mohammed Ali went off and started his own band â Jethro Tull. Whilst in the Beatles, Paul McCartney went on to form a powerful writing partnership with John Lenin and together they wrote such famous songs as Help, Hard Days Night, Strawberry Fields, Lady Madonna, All you Need is Love, Blowingâ In the Wind, Hotel California, Whole Lotta Love and The Soviet national anthem. On the 7th February 1962 the Beatles finally landed in America and the reaction was huge. They went on the Ed Sullivan show and were watched by seven trillion people, way more than the population of the world. When people said how can this be, they discovered that people from other planets were watching as well.
Paul McCartney â After the Beatles
During the Let it Be album, things were rather strained between the four Beatles, but the mood was lightened up when Mohammed Ali came back in to play flute with them on some tracks, as in â Why Donât We Do It In The Road, which was sucked back into the White Album. But then, in September 1962 , the Beatles finally split up and Paul McCartney went off to start his own band. The first band he set up was called The Sex Pistols, but after disagreements with other band members â Jonathan Rotten and Sidney Viscous â he decided to set up another band called Ian Dury and the Blockheads. Ian Dury and The Blockheads already existed, so that was another non-starter. Then one day he decided to throw a lot of make up on and start singing as a character he called Boy George. But George Harrison phoned him and pointed out his name wasnât George, so he chucked that in too. Then he decided to set up the German band Kraftwerk, which, if you donât happen to speak the language, is German for â Scuba Diving. But by this time his German was rusty and so was his xylophone, so he decided to knock that on the head. Then, in late 1962, Fidel Castro said to Paul : âWhy donât you start a band named after part of a bird?â Paul liked the idea, but was not keen on Fidelâs early suggestions of naming the band âLegsâ or âBeaksâ. Instead, he decided to call it âWingsâ and Fidel said: âOh yeah, birds do have wings donât they â but all birds in Cuba are flightless birds, so I didnât think of thatâ. Paul said: âWhere are you going with this?â Fidel replied âWell, I still like the idea of a band called âBeaksââ. âWell why donât you go and start a fucking band called âBeaksâ then. Iâll start a band called âWingsâ and weâll see who is the most successfulâ, said Paul. So that is how it happened, and all through the rest of 1962 the two groups fought a battle of the bands. Fidelâs band broke into the charts first with a bizarre cover of Nancy Sinatraâs âThese Boots are made for Walkingâ called âThese Beaks are Made for Talkingâ. But eventually Fidel gave up singing and just concentrated on his spoken word tours, which though well attended, sold minimal merchandise.
Paul McCartney â What he did in the rest of 1962
Wings had had many hits and had played many huge stadiums, but the battle of the bands with âBeaksâ had made Paul McCartney stop and think: What was it all about? How could bands like âBeaksâ do so well? How come he now spoke German and also â Who the bloody hell was writing this biography? This wasnât his life. Some bastard was just going on and on â writing for some Grammy programme, while large men were pushing pianos around a stage. This guyâs making up rubbish, right there in the middle of a show celebrating his life. And the trouble was â this was America. Americans could well believe this shit and theyâll write it in history books: How Paul McCartney played the Xylophone upside down âcos he was left handed and how Mohammed Ali played flute with the Beatles and how every single thing happening in nineteen bloody sixty too! Oh my god! This is awful. This is all Izzardâs fault. Heâs just making up a completely crazy life for me out of his stupid head. Crap. But what can I do? I asked him to come on and do the show. But then he whined: âBut Paul, I canât do it. These three minute segments are not really my thingâ. And then I went and said: âOh donât worry, youâll be fine. Just say anythingâ. And now he has. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollock, bollocks, bollocks! What to do? I know Iâll kill Izzard. No Iâll get the Foo Fighters to kill him. Iâll tell Dave Grohl that Izzard is covered in Foo and that they should fight him, otherwise no one will believe that they are Foo Fighters if they donât fight Foo and then maybe theyâll kill him and then everything will be fine and my real life will return. But what Sir Paul McCartney didnât realise was that I had already talked to the Foo Fighters and I had persuaded Dave and the guys that I too would fight Foo with them, if they needed help â but not at weekends because Iâm busy. My willingness to fight Foo must imply that I am empty of Foo and cannot be in league with Foo and therefore must not be fought. But it is true that Paul McCartney has become a knight in recent years. Americans may not know this, but this means that if the United Kingdom goes to war, Paul has to buy a horse and ride it towards our enemyâs nuclear weapons holding a lance. All knights of the realm have to do this, and our hope is that all these mounted men can kill all the people operating the nuclear weapons before they press their buttons. This plan is not idiot proof. It is not even sensible person proof â because horses canât get down into the silos very easily. So what have we learned tonight about Paul McCartney. Well, not much from all the crap that I just said. But then again, these tribute events can just end up being â a long line of people, making loquacious salutations, that hang briefly in the air before they slide forgotten, into the landfill of speeches past.
I prefer to remember that someone once wrote â âWhat we do in life, echoes in eternityâ. For Paul McCartney words are not needed, the music speaks for itself.
Eddie Izzard, 10th Feb 2012
Article Link: http://www.showbiz411.com/2012/02/11/exclusive-eddie-izzards-fake-mccartney-bio-speech